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"Oh, you can do better than that. Give him the teeth, the whole personality."

hollyhocksandtulips:

Illustration by Rene Gruau

Put a number  in my ask and I’ll tell you my favourite

  1. Movie
  2. TV Show
  3. Song
  4. Animal
  5. Color
  6. Word
  7. OTP
  8. Candy
  9. Thing to Do 
  10. Quote
  11. Magazine
  12. Holiday
  13. Accent 
  14. Number 
  15. Clothing Store
  16. Season 
  17. Book
  18. Actress 
  19. Actor
  20. Food 
  21. Drink
  22. Letter
  23. Cereal
  24. Fruit 
  25. Band 
  26. Sound
  27. Smell
  28. Country
  29. Person from history
  30. Artist

penis-hilton:

DON’T EVEN TRY AND TELL ME FEMALE ERIC DOESN’T LOOK LIKE STRAIGHT UP ELLEN DEGENERES CAUSE I WILL HURT YOU

  • Woman: I'm smart
  • Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
  • Woman: I'm creative
  • Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
  • Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
  • Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
  • Woman: I have value
  • Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
  • Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
  • Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut

altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

owlmylove:

ships in which someone speaks English as a second language (◡‿◡✿)

ships where that someone slips into foreign swearing when upset (◕‿◕✿)

ships where that someone moans out foreign endearments when they’re with their lovers (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

SHIPS WITH BILINGUAL LOVERS (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧*:・゚✧